Financial auguries predict impending fiscal doom on the horizon. Two recent articles have cited a pessimist’s choir of prominent hedge fund managers and bank analysts who agree that the next major market crash is pending. The consensus is that Valentine’s Day 2018 will see everyone’s fiscal hearts broken by global forces bearing ill gifts. ZeroHedge reports: While most asset managers have been growing increasingly skeptical and gloomy in recent weeks (despite a few ideological contrarian holdouts), joining the rising chorus of bank analysts including those of Citi, JPM, BofA and Goldman all urging clients to "go to cash", none have dared to commit the cardinal sin of actually predicting when the next crash will take place. On Sunday a prominent hedge fund manager, One River Asset Management's…